(via beezelump)
I’m wearing a pretty revealing shirt today but I have a great rack so fuck you I’ll wear what I want.
I'm Cat. I suck at life. I have hipster-like tendencies. I take black olives on my pizza and I drink wine out of old fast food beverage containers. I'm the lamest cool kid you'll ever meet, basically.
(via beezelump)
I’m wearing a pretty revealing shirt today but I have a great rack so fuck you I’ll wear what I want.
Several times in the past hour I’ve been awake I’ve had to stop and ask myself, “Am I somehow still high from last night?”
So that’s where I’m at today.
“There’s a man called the Doctor who lives on a
cloud in the sky and he keeps the bad dreams away.
But he lost all his friends and now he is so very lonely.”
by farbenfrei
(via doctorwho)
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*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*
What a turn on.
Get out.
(via sairex)
“sorry you’re not my type” i say to the man willing to donate blood to me as i am sick on my death bed
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